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Let's Play Doctor

from BOOTLEG 21​-​35 by Skafish

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Written by Skafish in 1976. This track is previously unreleased.
This composition has never been released in any form prior.

lyrics

Let's Play Doctor

I learned my lessons well
On what to do with a girl when alone with her
I'll get my hands on her
I'll make her pay you're so horny delusional
She should be ugly
So I don't look at her and need to do these things
Hey girl I don't make love
But I will do all the things do you think I love?

You're the patient I'm your physician
Let's play doctor
You're the patient I'm your physician
Let's play doctor

I knew a movie star
Fatty Arbuckle taught me everything I know
Are you in-between a lesson or two?
On the floor and ready to jump

Hey girl I'll get you down
I'll get you down and I'll slice you up
Yes I'm real mean
I am the one who's being a beast today
Hey baby I'll get you down
Now that you're down and I'll slice you up
Hey Gertrude take those pills
You take the pills which fill up your uncle Bill

You're the patient I'm your physician
Let's play doctor
You're the patient I'm your physician
Let's play doctor

Let me operate on her
Slice her
Dice her
They won't let me be like her
All I can do is slice and dice

Hey baby I'll get you down
I am the one who will feel like I'm rich today
Yes I'll get you down
Now that I'm down and I'll slice you up
Hey Gertrude take these pills
You take these pills which fill up your uncle Bill
Hey baby I'll get you down
I'll get you down and I'll slice you up

You're the patient I'm your physician
Let's play doctor
You're the patient I'm your physician
Let's play doctor
I'm the patient you're the surgeon
Let's play doctor
You're the patient
I'm your physician
Let's play doctor woo-ooh-ooh!

Let me operate on her
Slice her
Dice her
They won't let me be like her
I need surgery
I crave genital surgery
I love surgeons
I love genital surgery
I need surgery

And let me operate
Slice a pubis up
Operate on me
Please slice a pubis up

©Copyright 1976 Skafish Music/BMI

credits

from BOOTLEG 21​-​35, track released August 29, 2012
Personnel:
Skafish: Lead Vocals
Larry Mazalan: Guitar, Backing Vocals
Karen Winner: Guitar
David Prochazka: Organ & Solo
Greg Sarchet: Bass Guitar
Larry Mysliwiec: Drums

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Chicago and Indiana's first punk, new wave, alternative, indie and underground rock artist, and a pioneer of these art forms internationally. Skafish made his first record in 1970, has released 7 LP’s, toured/performed with such artists as The Police, Ramones, Iggy Pop, XTC, UB-40, Stranglers, The Cramps, English Beat, Sha Na Na, Scorpions, & U-2, and appeared in the film "Urgh! A Music War! ... more

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