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Splish Splash / Toilet Trained / One Size Fits All

from BOOTLEG 21​-​35 by Skafish

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Splish Splash

Written by Bobby Darin and Jean Murray in 1958
This Skafish cover version of Splish Splash is previously unreleased

Toilet Trained

Written by Skafish in 1976. This track is previously unreleased.
This composition has never been released in any form prior.


One Size Fits All

Written by Skafish in 1976. This track is previously unreleased.
This composition has never been released in any form prior.

lyrics

Splish Splash

You should already know the lyrics to this one, LOL!

©Copyright Carlin America/EMI Publishing/Oirt Music Inc.

Toilet Trained

I gotta turn proper
I poddy in the parlor
Sometimes I poop in school
I feel just like a fool
Doctor Spock appears on television
My parents never believed him
They screwed me up
I'm not toilet trained

I pee-pee on the sidewalk
'Cause you've been such a bad one
I'm like a house pet who needs affection
I plainly told them English
They told them there's mad men
I need toilet training

I gotta go number one
I gotta go number two
I'm like a house pet who needs affection
My parents don't believe me
They screwed me up
I'm not toilet trained

Toilet trained - toilet trained - toilet trained - toilet trained
Toilet trained - toilet trained - toilet trained - toilet trained

I gotta go wee-wee
I gotta go pee-pee
I need a trainer toilet
I need a trainer diaper
Doctor Spock appeared on television
My parents don't believe him
They screwed me up
I'm not toilet trained

©Copyright 1976 Skafish Music / BMI

One Size Fits All

Squares and slugs try to take you away
For the squares for the lame
Squares and slugs try to take you away
For the squares for the lame
One size fits all
No matter big or small or small or tall

Don't you don't you try to put me away
I know how to sneak away
Don't you don't you try to put me away
'Cause baby I know how to sneak away
One size fits all
No matter big or small or small or tall

Let's get it on woo!
C'mon c'mon
Don't you don't you try to treat me that way
'Cause baby I know how to get away
One size fits all
No matter big or small or small or tall

©Copyright 1976 Skafish Music / BMI

credits

from BOOTLEG 21​-​35, track released August 29, 2012
Splish Splash Personnel:
Skafish: Vocals
Larry Mazalan: Lead Guitar, Guitar
Karen Winner: Guitar
David Prochazka: Electric Piano, Organ
Greg Sarchet: Bass Guitar
Larry Mysliwiec: Drums

Toilet Trained Personnel:
Skafish: Vocals
Larry Mazalan: Guitar
Karen Winner: Guitar
David Prochazka: Electric Piano, Organ
Greg Sarchet: Bass Guitar
Larry Mysliwiec: Drums

One Size Fits All Personnel:
Skafish: Vocals, Electric Piano
Larry Mazalan: Guitar
Karen Winner: Guitar
David Prochazka: Electric Piano, Organ
Greg Sarchet: Bass Guitar
Larry Mysliwiec: Drums

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Chicago and Indiana's first punk, new wave, alternative, indie and underground rock artist, and a pioneer of these art forms internationally. Skafish made his first record in 1970, has released 7 LP’s, toured/performed with such artists as The Police, Ramones, Iggy Pop, XTC, UB-40, Stranglers, The Cramps, English Beat, Sha Na Na, Scorpions, & U-2, and appeared in the film "Urgh! A Music War! ... more

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