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You Invited Me (B-Day Version)
Written by Skafish in 1976
Such a nice birthday party
Such a nice home
So many nice pieces of furniture
So many nice people
I tried to warn you
But now I blame you
It’s your fault ‘cause you invited me
Please will you show me through your house?
Yes I’ll pretend I’m not a louse
I got my eye on all your things
All of the doom I’m gonna bring
Yes I will ruin your life
Then I will wreck your time
Then I will know your party flopped
Drag for your friends, hostess
You are a dope
You didn’t know what I would do
You invited me
I’m gonna wreck it for you
Oh yes I see everyone is nice
So I will give them lots of lice
Then I will wreck your fancy furniture
Then I will wreck your fancy living style
Then I will sign your death
Then you will lose your breath
Then I will know your party flopped
Drag for your friends, hostess
You are a dope
You didn’t know what I would do
You invited me
I’m gonna wreck it for you
(Ewh) I see we have a party
(Ewh) We’re gonna have some fun now
(Ewh) I’m gonna put your lights out
(Ewh) We’re gonna put your lights out
Little baby come to me - oh!
You are a dope
You didn’t know what I would do
You invited me
I’m gonna wreck it for you
Oh I see everyone is curved
Oh I love the bodies with the curves
Oh yes I see everyone is nice
You won’t want my lice
I’m gonna dance and crash
All of your lamps go bash
All of your crystal gets a zing
Drag for your friends, hostess
You are a dope
You didn’t know what I would do
You invited me
I’m gonna wreck it for you
(Ewh) I see we have a party
(Ewh) We’re gonna have some fun now
(Ewh) We’re gonna wreck your lights now
(Ewh) You’re gonna get shorted
Little baby come to me - oh!
You are a dope
You didn’t know what I would do
You invited me
I’m gonna wreck it for you c’mon
Oh li-little baby you’re so cute
Oh little baby I love you
Little baby sleeping soundly I love you
I want you
You want me
I love you and you’re small
And I’m big and you’re small
Let’s have fun
Let’s have fun oh right now - oh!
You are a dope
You didn’t know what I would do
You invited me
I’m gonna wreck it for you
Yeah you are a dope
You didn’t know what I would do
You invited me
I’m gonna wreck it for you
Yeah you are a dope
You didn’t know what I would do
You invited me
I’m gonna wreck it for you
Yeah you are a dope
You didn’t know what I would do
You invited me
I’m gonna wreck it for you
It’s your fault - it’s your fault
You invited me
It’s your fault you invited me
©1976 Skafish Music/BMI
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I Need Something
03:52
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I Need Something
I need something
I need someone
Where do I go?
Where can I roam?
I need advice
And I need someone
Why can't you just see when you are in need?
How many must struggle?
How many must struggle?
I drive around
I look around
I get some sidekicks
I look at scroungers
But I just can't meet anybody when I'm in need
I would rather die
Then think that I could never be satisfied
Loving any dream
Wanting dreams that you don't have that might mean anything
You are never satisfied
Yell I'm never happy
I am not slick
I'm not like you
Every reaction comes out at you
I might be cynical
I might be jaded
Whatever you said where you still say you need something else
I would rather die
Then think that I could never be satisfied
Loving any dream
Wanting dreams that you don't have that might mean anything
Please forgive me
I need someone
I need something
Love will change me
Love will crush me
Sad church faze me
Two control that know me
Truth won't change me
Please don't kiss me
And they really they never stop - oh
How can it stop the wind from blowing?
Love will change me
Will you love me?
I need someone
Please better help me
I will change me
I need someone
Please better help me
And they never stop
Oh they never stop
There is no such thing for you
©Copyright 1977 Skafish Music/BMI
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We'll See a Psychiatrist (1975-76)
Keep them hiding from me
How are you tonight, fine?
Walking such a straight line
But when mommy goes away
The mouse starts to play
Off with blue jeans get them off this day
When she finds ya' out
She screams for help to the psychiatrist and the priest
As she kneels down to pray she says
We'll see a psychiatrist
We'll hear what he has to say - oh
You need some advice today
He knows the proper therapy
You've been hiding from me and crying sad
Do you think that you are evil, strange and bad?
Close your eyes make a wish
Could you predict the braziers?
As she swears you're all wrong
It made it so hard for me to be strong
But just a short time now
Locked in your bedroom for too-too long
We'll see a psychiatrist
We'll hear what he has to say - oh
You need some advice right away
He knows the proper therapy
Beat me black
Please be cruel
Spoon feed me
With just yahoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
Who's there?
Who's there?
Who's there?
Who's there?
I wanna go home
Who's there?
Who's there?
Who's there?
Who's there?
Who's there?
Who's there?
Who's there?
We'll see a psychiatrist
We'll hear what he has to say - oh
You need some advice right away
He knows the proper therapy
Another couple of minutes
Sometimes they fucking cut it off...
©Copyright 1976 Skafish Music/BMI
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Five O'clock Face
You're never happy when you're alone
Just love to be with your husband Tom
He shelters and gently smothers you
Relaxing in a cheerful country home
You both work together preserving your love
Beginning to mellow with age
All you ask of each other is lasting security
Praying to that man above
Strong Mr. Cleaver is your sweet dream
At five o'clock you watch his face
Yes it's a model house and rooms without ceilings
When your husband dies
Your married friends scatter like flies
You'll watch late night movies all alone
To sleep with that talking TV on
In a big warm bed without your Tom
Tom where are you?
Tom, Tom, where are you?
©Copyright 1975 Skafish Music/BMI
Joan Fan Club
Fan club - Fan club
Fan club - Fan club
Fan club - Fan club
Fan club - Fan club
Joan is the girl that I dream of
Joan is the girl we're gonna beat her up
Joan is the girl she looks so sweet
Joan is the girl she's gonna eat my meat
And yeah we like her that's why we call
That's why we call her up 'cause it's a
Fan club - Fan club
For you Joan!
Fan club - Fan club
Joan is the girl she waddles in class
I'm gonna stick some thumb tacks in her ass
Joan is the girl I'm gonna pull her hair
I'm gonna spray some face in her face
And yeah we love her that's why we knock
That's why we knock her up 'cause it's a
Fan club - Fan club
Joan!
Fan club - Fan club
You're a pig
You're so fat
You're grotesque
Yeah that's why we make fun of you
Fan club - Fan club
Let's start a fan club!
Fan club - Fan club
Joan is the girl on Friday night
She's gonna cry alone and shiver in fright
We're gonna throw some eggs at her
We're gonna make her cry - feel so bad
And yeah we dig her that's why we call
That's why we call her up it is a
Fan club - Fan club
For you Joan!
Fan club - Fan club
You're a pig
You're so fat
You're grotesque
Yeah that's why we make fun of you
Joan is the girl for me gang bang!
Joan is the girl for us we'll rape her on the telephone Joan!
Hey Joan how ya' doin'?
Hey this is your fan club callin' babe
Hey we want you Joan
We wanna caress your Brillo Pad hair
We wanna suck your tits Joan
Hey we wanna touch your nice fat stomach Joan
Hey we wanna touch your pizza face baby
Hey it's us guys we want you Joan
Hey that's why we call you on the telephone
Hey we think you're pretty fine
Hey that's why we call you
'Cause it's a fan club
It's your fan club Joan
We love you!
©Copyright1976 Skafish Music/BMI
Sun Stroke
In my garden I have such a pretty garden
Where I come from
From the land of hoes and rakes
I will clean
I will clean and make it nice
Look, the sun!
Makes me squint and see the light
I must die
No one wants me
No one loves me
©Copyright 1976 Skafish Music/BMI
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I Might Move in Next Door (First Version)
I see your neighborhood
And it sure looks so good
It has no need no doctor
It has a private school
I feel like I should sit another day
You'll soon be in an SUV today
I might move in next door
I'll be knockin' on your front door
I'm gonna move in next door
I'll be bangin' on your front door
I need a nice green garden
I need a nice green lawn
I need a fire hydrant
So I can spray your house
Sometimes you need some shelter and some hate
Just walk right in and sit yourself right down
I might move in next door
I'll be knockin' on your front door
I'm gonna move in next door
I'll be bangin' on your front door
I'm just a pawn I was very-very average
Just another housewife fussing in the garden
I'm such a fawn I would never hurt nobody
I'll never hurt nobody slashing normal children
At first a pawn I was very-very average
Just another housewife fucking in the garden
I'm such a fawn I would never hurt nobody
I'll never hurt nobody slashing normal children
I'm gonna be so nosey
With pockets full of poesy
I'll listen on your phone line
And bug you all the time
Your kitchen window shows me everything
You don't promote that I see everything
Are you nuts?
Operator-operator interrupt the line
I've been waiting to talk such a long-long time
Emergency-emergency life or death
Interrupt the line before I lose my breathe
I'm gonna move in next door
I'll be bangin' on your front door
I'm gonna move in next door
I'll be bangin' on your front door
How you feelin' tonight?
I love you tonight
Do you want me next door?
In next door
Ruin your life
Ruin your reputation
Reputation
©Copyright 1977 Skafish Music/BMI
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Start At the Start
04:45
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Start at the Start
Takin' me lots of time to find a nice friend - woo
Baby it's a long way to friendship
Mr. Saturn he always hangin' around
He know everybody in every town
Always tryin' to show me somethin'
Teachin' me this - teachin' me that
It's pullin' me down - oh!
Pullin' me down
Now I'm one verse older
I need a friend bad - woo
Baby it's a long-long way hey oh
Mr. Saturn he doesn't give me any friends
From the last row I watch everyone a go-go
You don't even realize that you dance so professional
Make a career out of dancing
You should have your own show - whoa!
Have your own show
Someday I hope to reach the point
Where I can start at the start
I need a brand new will
I need a heart
I need a friend
I need a friend so bad
Can any of you be my friend and play with me?
I'm crying every day no one likes me
Where can I go to have a friend now?
I didn't want it
You could of had it
Why do I meet the wrong one?
Why am I always seeing number one
In of all these situations?
I'll be very alone and free
Alone and free!
Someday I hope to reach the point
Where I can start at the start
I need a brand new will
And a brand new heart - heart
Can I play?
Can I play?
I wanna play
Can I play too?
Can I play?
Can I play?
Can I play?
Sure if you march and you dance
and you march dance
March dance
March dance
March dance
March dance
March dance
March dance
March dance
March dance
March dance
March dance
March dance
March dance
March dance
March dance
and we'll shoot cap guns at your feet
Salute!
©Copyright 1976 Skafish
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I Missed the Prom Last Night
I was waiting to receive a follow up date
I was waiting all night long and all day
So would you say you could ask me now?
I would be so glad
I missed the prom last night
Yesterday's too late today
I won't pretend I ever had a date
No I won't pretend
I was in my bedroom
I watched out my window
I saw the girl next door leaving with her date
On Monday morning I asked her how it went
She told me she had fun
I missed the prom last night
Yesterday's too late today
I won't pretend I ever had a date
Don't you know I will never know
How it feels to radiate and glow
When dancing close and being held
I will never know
Hold your loved one now
All the couples walk in
They dance they talk and hug
Everyone waits to see who just might fall in love
If I went I would have dressed nice
I would have made you proud
I missed the prom last night
Yesterday's too late today
I won't pretend I ever had a date
On that night I sat home alone
Everyone else had a date
On my hope chest I hoped
That someone might come to me
But no one came...
©Copyright 1976 Skafish Music/BMI
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We'll See (the Chicago Cubs Baseball Game)
and do you know that I am crying?
and do you care that I am sweating?
and do you know that I am sick 'cause I need your love?
Oh it wasn't easy going down the Dan Ryan expressway
and I wanna go home and I'm throwing up
and you don't care 'cause you wanna go to the baseball game
and you won't take me home
Daddy-daddy I need your love now
Daddy-daddy I'll cry all day now
Daddy-daddy I want you right away
and do you know that it is painful?
and do you know that I am sweaty?
and do you care that I'm about to unleash your love?
Oh it's the a hot baseball game it's a hundred degrees
and I wanna go home and no one will take me home
and I'm throwing up
and I'm stuck here for many hours
Daddy-daddy I need you love now
Daddy-daddy I'll cry all day now
Daddy-daddy day I'll cry the livelong day
Daddy - Daddy
and do you know that it is painful?
and I will kneel by your graveside
and do you care that I will go to your grave?
(Daddy's shouted line): Anything I say will hurt!
Hey Daddy now that you're dead
Is it too late for us to be friends, huh?
Personnel:
Skafish: Vocals, Electric Piano
Larry Mazalan: Guitar, (Daddy's end shouted line)
Karen Winner: Guitar, Adapted Slide Guitar
David Prochazka: Organ, Electric Piano
Greg Sarchet: Bass Guitar
Larry Mysliwiec: Drums
©Copyright 1976 Skafish Music/BMI
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No Liberation Here (1976)
I am feelin' like I need some abuse
Throw me 'round the room
Let me be misused
I don't feel right
No Liberation here
Rub my nose in doggie's duty today
Please embarrass me so I'll be ashamed
I cannot be proud
No liberation here
I have close to no pride
Which way?
Where is the bathroom?
I will do my duty
Where's the disease infested toilet seat that I can plunge in deep?
Bury me head and face in crappy toilet water in shit
Let me kiss the one with bad breath that reeks
Let my tongue caress the rotted brown teeth
I can't walk with my head held high
No liberation here
I can't look at myself with pride and joy
Every night I'm filled with fright
I look all and up and down
Behold what a sight
Nature secretly told me this is not right
Well my darling let's see what I can be
When my body does defy the basic birds and bees
There's a couple who wear fry boots today
And they make good love in the outdoors today
Love in the great outdoors
No-no-no-no liberation here
I have close to no pride
Which way?
Where is the bathroom?
I will do my duty
Where's the disease infested toilet seat that I can plunge in deep?
Bury me head and face in crappy toilet water in shit
I don't feel right
No liberation here
I cannot be proud
No liberation here-here-here-here
No liberation
And I cannot walk with my head held high
No liberation here - ah! oh!
I don't feel right
No-no liberation here-here-here-here
And I cannot be proud
No liberation here-uh-yeah!
And I cannot walk with my head held high
No liberation here nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-no!
Personnel:
Skafish: Lead Vocals, Electric Piano Solo
Larry Mazalan: Lead Guitar, Guitar, Backing Vocals
Karen Winner: Guitar
David Prochazka: Electric Piano, Organ
Greg Sarchet: Bass Guitar
Larry Mysliwiec: Drums
©Copyright 1976 Skafish Music/BMI
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Take It Out On You (1st Version)
You look just like they use to
When everybody put me down
Now I'm ready to strangle
Gonna take it out on you-you-you-you
You beautiful you
My body is distorted
Someday it may be ok
But you'll live my problems
I'm gonna take them out on you-you-you-you
You beautiful you
I saw my own reflection
I didn't like the way it looked
It felt crummy and miserable
I'm gonna take it out on you-you-you-you
You beautiful you
Why do I hold them lawful?
Even as they say they took
I don't have the right stuff
I'm gonna take it out on you-you-you-you
You beautiful you-you are-are
Just-just what-what I've-I've been looking for
I could just live my life out
Thinking every single day
But I can't sort it out
In spite of you
You are so beautiful
You are so attractive
You are the one I need now
You are the one for me
You are so beautiful
You-you-you-you-you-you
You-you-you-you-you-you
©Copyright 1976 Skafish Music/BMI
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Home Invader
Ring your door bell at 2 am
The baby sitter lets us in
We tie her up and wait for you
The innocent family didn't know what we would do
So how ya' doin'?
How's your blood circulating?
Are you ready to die?
Say good-bye to your home
No one treats me like a human being
So I can't respond like a feeling human being
I take lessons from Ma Barker
How to raise and lead my boys
They know mother knows best today
They won't fuss with me or disobey
How ya' feelin'?
Get ready to back down
Are you dyin' now?
Say good-bye to your home
Is this awkward elation that I'm crying?
As I watch this poor family die it's really dying
I'm not sexually attracted to you
But as you cry I'll play with you
We spread her paws do they always laugh?
As you cry and beg us to go back where we came from
So how you feelin'?
Are you ready to die?
How's your life insurance?
How's the college kids?
How's your nice swimming pool?
How you feelin' - tonight?
How you feelin'?
Get ready say good-bye
Say good-bye to your home
Don't pretend I prevent a gun or whips now
I don't like guns or knives but two hard fists now
Binding torture is not what we will give to you
It's just like making love but equal drought's here
Home invader
C'mon that's not what we've been told
Like the home I never had
Like the home I never had
And it makes me feel bad
Oh I am impure
Oh I am not crying
'Cause I need a home
©Copyright 1976 Skafish Music/BMI
Sink or Swim Intro
I'm trying to swim above the water but I'm drowning
No one will help me I'm sinking
Help me, help me to swim
I'm drowning I need some right away
I'm sinking...
©Copyright 1976 Skafish Music/BMI
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Let's Play Doctor
02:47
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Let's Play Doctor
I learned my lessons well
On what to do with a girl when alone with her
I'll get my hands on her
I'll make her pay you're so horny delusional
She should be ugly
So I don't look at her and need to do these things
Hey girl I don't make love
But I will do all the things do you think I love?
You're the patient I'm your physician
Let's play doctor
You're the patient I'm your physician
Let's play doctor
I knew a movie star
Fatty Arbuckle taught me everything I know
Are you in-between a lesson or two?
On the floor and ready to jump
Hey girl I'll get you down
I'll get you down and I'll slice you up
Yes I'm real mean
I am the one who's being a beast today
Hey baby I'll get you down
Now that you're down and I'll slice you up
Hey Gertrude take those pills
You take the pills which fill up your uncle Bill
You're the patient I'm your physician
Let's play doctor
You're the patient I'm your physician
Let's play doctor
Let me operate on her
Slice her
Dice her
They won't let me be like her
All I can do is slice and dice
Hey baby I'll get you down
I am the one who will feel like I'm rich today
Yes I'll get you down
Now that I'm down and I'll slice you up
Hey Gertrude take these pills
You take these pills which fill up your uncle Bill
Hey baby I'll get you down
I'll get you down and I'll slice you up
You're the patient I'm your physician
Let's play doctor
You're the patient I'm your physician
Let's play doctor
I'm the patient you're the surgeon
Let's play doctor
You're the patient
I'm your physician
Let's play doctor woo-ooh-ooh!
Let me operate on her
Slice her
Dice her
They won't let me be like her
I need surgery
I crave genital surgery
I love surgeons
I love genital surgery
I need surgery
And let me operate
Slice a pubis up
Operate on me
Please slice a pubis up
©Copyright 1976 Skafish Music/BMI
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Waterhead Chant
Thread the waterhead watch it squirm
Now its lessons must be learned
Take a needle weave it in
It must repent it's a sin
(For all its sins)
Thread the waterhead watch it squirm
Now its lessons must be learned
Take a needle weave it in
(Weave it right in)
It must repent for all its sins
Throw her out
I said, Get the waterhead out
Throw the waterhead away
Throw her out!
©Copyright 1976 Skafish Music/BMI
Tattle Tale
Hey little tattle tale
You tell on me
Tattle tale never let me be
The teacher she says she cares
That's why she calls my parents on the phone
And warns them beware
Push me and my books down the stairs
I run to the nurse for care and a band aid
The nurse she is laughing hah-hah-hah
She's down on me
They didn't give me therapy
Just lots of slapping and pushing around
Therapy was later when they lost hope
In washing out my mouth with soap
I'd love to play
I have no friends today
And it feels real bad - oh!
That I am not ok
I ran home today and hid in the garage
All day in the garage
My mother found me
She asks, Why is the nurse down on me?
I'm leaving
I'm going
Farewell bye-bye
The truant officer was out and looking all around for me
I don't care I'm gonna leave
I said, Hey little tattle tale
I said, Hey why do you put me down?
I said, Hey little tattle tale you tell on me
I said, Hey little tale put me down
I said nah-nah-nah-nah-nah
Nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah
Nah-nah-nah-nah-nah
Tattle tale-tattle tale
Nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah
Put you put me down today
Nah-nah-nah-nah-nah
Nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah
I have no friends today
Nah-nah-nah-nah-nah
Nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah
Nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah
©Copyright 1977 Skafish Music/BMI
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Maybe One Time (B-Day Version)
As my spirit cries out
Hopin' someone might be there
Well I guess I could forget
All the affection I wish to get (give)
Watch me look the other way
As I watch them walk right by me
Holdin' hands being close
My half smile is so forced
Just look at me
You know I'm a sight
After all this time
Love still ain't right
I'm warm and safe yet shaking with fright
Such a lonely night - oh
They are clingin' together
Never alone out every single night
Love could end any time
Hangin' on hangin' on till a good-bye
Just look at me
You know I'm a sight
After all this time
Love still ain't right
I'm warm and safe yet shaking with fright
Such a lonely night
They touch each other
I'm touched by it
If I could run to the store
Buy it it's mine
How much would it cost to be held?
Maybe one time
Maybe one time
Maybe one time
Maybe one time
©Copyright 1976 Skafish Music/BMI
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Beefcake Touch
03:39
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Beefcake Touch
Yeah I need that beefcake touch
I said weak bones aren't very much
You gotta treat me real rough
I need all that rough gruff stuff
I need that beefcake touch
Don't care one bit for me
Don't ask how I feel
I don't want no family ties or any love lives
I need that beefcake touch
Hey-hey-hey church bells ain't gonna ring
Hey-hey church choirs ain't gonna sing
I don't want no prissy gowns
Or any fancy rings
I need that beefcake touch
Well some girl she try to lo-lo try to hold me
Some girl lo-lo try to love me
She want to treat me real sweet
Kissing me delicately
I said I need that beefcake touch
Touch me - touch me - touch me - touch me
Touch me again - touch me again - touch me again
©Copyright 1976 Skafish Music/BMI
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Lifelong Friends
04:14
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Lifelong Friends
Don't you know she's alone?
Absence of love almost crushed her soul
Don't you know she's alone?
Not being touched always hurt her so
All depression - anti depression
It lifts her then drops her
Where's her release?
Where's her joy?
All the time lonely nights
And he would call, Hey baby let's grab a bite
All the time lonely nights
With a man who is cute and bright
Ouch idle all day
You and her a couple of guys
Don't - you will be sure
Did she finally find her mate?
Don't you know that she would always be your friend?
Through thick and thin you had a friend
All the years you thought that she would leave you then
You had a friend - you have a friend- oh!
All depression - anti depression
It lifts her then drops her
Where's her release?
Where's her joy?
She would push him away
And sort of sour her chance that she's gay
She would push him away
Maybe you fixed up their crummy date
Ouch idle all day
You and her a couple of guys
Don't - you will be sure
Did she finally find a mate?
She would dream of your touch
A chump with a beer gut couldn't give her much
And she would dream of the rest
With soft hands holding her caressed
Don't you know that she would always be your friend?
Through thick and thin you had a friend
All the years you thought she only wanted men
You had a friend - she would be bi
All she knows she didn't want to be just friends
Yet you thought that she just wanted him
All the years you thought she wouldn't be your friend
She wanted you
You had a friend
©Copyright 1976 Skafish Music/BMI
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Splish Splash
You should already know the lyrics to this one, LOL!
©Copyright Carlin America/EMI Publishing/Oirt Music Inc.
Toilet Trained
I gotta turn proper
I poddy in the parlor
Sometimes I poop in school
I feel just like a fool
Doctor Spock appears on television
My parents never believed him
They screwed me up
I'm not toilet trained
I pee-pee on the sidewalk
'Cause you've been such a bad one
I'm like a house pet who needs affection
I plainly told them English
They told them there's mad men
I need toilet training
I gotta go number one
I gotta go number two
I'm like a house pet who needs affection
My parents don't believe me
They screwed me up
I'm not toilet trained
Toilet trained - toilet trained - toilet trained - toilet trained
Toilet trained - toilet trained - toilet trained - toilet trained
I gotta go wee-wee
I gotta go pee-pee
I need a trainer toilet
I need a trainer diaper
Doctor Spock appeared on television
My parents don't believe him
They screwed me up
I'm not toilet trained
©Copyright 1976 Skafish Music / BMI
One Size Fits All
Squares and slugs try to take you away
For the squares for the lame
Squares and slugs try to take you away
For the squares for the lame
One size fits all
No matter big or small or small or tall
Don't you don't you try to put me away
I know how to sneak away
Don't you don't you try to put me away
'Cause baby I know how to sneak away
One size fits all
No matter big or small or small or tall
Let's get it on woo!
C'mon c'mon
Don't you don't you try to treat me that way
'Cause baby I know how to get away
One size fits all
No matter big or small or small or tall
©Copyright 1976 Skafish Music / BMI
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Knuckle Sandwich
Hey little boy you wanna sandwich to eat
It can make your mouth flow and it tastes pretty neat
I can feel good when I feed you some food
You're gonna eat my knuckle sandwich on white
Can't throw a football you don't know how to fight
Don't hang around don't you tag on along
'Cause all our men are big and strong
Go to your bedroom read your science magazine
Gonna eat my knuckle sandwich on white
Can't throw a football you don't know how to fight
Legs are thin and your arms of flab
And your stomach is mush and you walk like a fag
Don't come around I'm gonna give it to you
You're gonna eat my knuckle sandwich on rye
Can't throw a football you don't know how to fight
You study hard get the top grades in class
Miss Lander's pet 'cause you never would sass
When the bell rings I'm kickin' your ass
Gonna eat my knuckle sandwich on white
Can't throw a football you don't know how to fight
Waltz this way
I can beat you up fag
Weirdo - weirdo
I can beat you up weirdo - weirdo
Momma's little boy always stay close to home
Play with you sister can't you leave her alone?
Splash in your pool daddy bought just for you
Gonna eat my knuckle sandwich on rye
Can't throw a football you don't know how to fight
Your sister want to leave she's goin' out with her boyfriend
He comes to pick her up he will not pretend
He hates your little guts about the same as me
He says, Hey little boy play in the street
©Copyright 1976 Skafish Music
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Kissy Face
02:08
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Kissy Face
Give me a kiss
I will act like it's nice
Even though it is pain
Watch me drift into bliss
I act like I feel no pain
And I say you're cute
Even though you're a pig
But I have no one else
Bodies bang hard together
We'll act like we feel no pain
And no one loves you
Except one man who cared
He fell into debt
So he shot himself dead
And we act like he feels no pain
Give me a kiss
I will act like it's nice
Even though it is pain
Watch me drift into bliss
I act like I feel no pain
And I say you're cute
Even though you're a pig
But I have no one else
Bodies bang hard together
We'll act like we feel no pain
And no one loves you
Except one man who cared
He fell deep into debt
So he shot himself dead
And we act like he feels no pain
Kissy face
I need a kiss on the face
Kissy face
Kiss my face
Kissy face
Kissy face
©Copyright 1976 Skafish Music
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Bachelor Pad
05:33
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Bachelor Pad
I use to live with my parents
But now I got my own pad
Use to live with my parents
I have got a crib and it's bad
Bachelor Pad
My crib and it is bad - oh - yeah
With my indirect lighting and a bear skin rug
Keep collections of the paintings I always dug
I got color cued bathrooms stocked with his and her towels
I got lamb on a leash my kind of fowl
The logical deduction is this a point of seduction?
Once you come in you will commit a mortal sin
Pour a double scotch turn the lights down low
Bachelor pad waterbed the place you go
You think I dig my bachelor pad
I bet you can't count the fun and misery I've had
Check out my brand new coke spoon it can give you a buzz
When you get wasted what a create you was
Bachelor pad my crib and it is bad - oh - yeah
Why waste your money in an overcrowded bistro?
My bachelor pad it is the very coolest disco
Come about five I'll zoom my love for you
Jump in my Corvette it is a road huggin' coupe
My bachelor pad ain't no opium den
Pajamas I pronounce you can't remember when
Just playin' my problems everything we do
Eat your parents it's the thing to do
I got the money and the longest coolest disco
My bachelor pad it is the very coolest bistro
Come about five I'll zoom my love for you
Jump in my Corvette it is a road huggin' coupe
Bachelor pad my crib and it is bad - oh
I use to live with my parents
Bachelor Pad
But now I got my own pad
You know I couldn't do nothin' that was cool and bad
Bachelor Pad
'Cause it's my bachelor pad whoa
Yeah bachelor pad
Bachelor pad
My crib and it is cool and bad
©Copyright 1976 Skafish Music
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Sign of the Cross
04:24
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Sign of the Cross (B-Day Version)
Do you wanna go to heaven?
I wanna go to heaven and I wanna be good
I pray to Jesus every day
And I have this new dance called the Sign of the Cross
And if you all follow me we will go to heaven
I promise
I wanna have some fun tonight
I never have a happy day
I never get to feel right
Please will you help me find the way?
Let's do the sign of the cross
It made me feel real boss
Do a genuflection
Maybe you'll get an erection
Doin' the sign of the cross
If you're depressed and full of strife
If you are sick of living life
If you are sad and full of woe
I have the key to fun behold behold!
Let's do the sign of the cross
It made me feel real boss
Do a genuflection
Maybe you'll get an erection
Doin' the sign of the cross
If you're afraid you'll go to hell
You better start your dancing now
If you don't quite get up to heave
I'll guarantee at least purgatory
Let's do the sign of the cross
It made me feel real boss
Get up get down get dancin'
Do the sign of the cross
Do a genuflection
Maybe you'll you will get a big erection
Get up get down get dancin'
Do the sign of the cross
If you're depressed and full of strife
If you are sick of living life
If you are sad and full of woe
I have the key to fun behold!
Let's do the Sign of the cross
It made me feel real boss
Do a genuflection
Maybe you'll get an erection
Doin' the sign of the cross
If you're afraid you'll go to hell
You better start your dancing now
If you don't quite get up to heaven
I'll guarantee at least purgatory
Let's do the sign of the cross
It made me feel real boss
Get up get down get dancin'
Doin' the sign of the cross
Do a genuflection
Maybe you'll get an erection
Get up get down get dancin'
Do the sign of the cross
Follow me before it's too late for your salvation!
©Copyright 1976 Skafish Music/BMI
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Skafish Chicago, Illinois
Chicago and Indiana's first punk, new wave, alternative, indie and underground rock artist, and a pioneer of these art forms internationally. Skafish made his first record in 1970, has released 7 LP’s, toured/performed with such artists as The Police, Ramones, Iggy Pop, XTC, UB-40, Stranglers, The Cramps, English Beat, Sha Na Na, Scorpions, & U-2, and appeared in the film "Urgh! A Music War! ... more
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